Quando perguntaram qual era nossa estratégia de design, respondi: “Seguir o que o produto pedir, mas com tela bonita”. Me siga para mais dicas. #UXLeadership #EstratégiaFake #ImpactoDeMentira #Sátira When they asked about our design strategy, I answered: “Just follow what product needs with nice screens.” Follow me for more tips. #UXLeadership #FakeStrategy #FakeImpact #Satire

Falei que UX ia direcionar o futuro do produto. Mas pedi para o time ajustar o logo porque o VP achou “muito moderno”. Me siga para mais dicas. #UXLeadership #EstratégiaFake #LogoDeMentira #Sátira I said UX would shape the future of the product. But I asked the team to tweak the logo because the VP thought it was “too modern.” Follow me for more tips. #UXLeadership #FakeStrategy #PhonyLogo #Satire

No board, prometi que UX seria o diferencial competitivo da empresa. No corredor, mandei o time copiar o concorrente porque “o VP fica nervoso com ideias novas”. Me siga para mais dicas. #UXLeadership #EstratégiaFake #VisãoDeMentira #Ironia In the boardroom, I promised UX would be the company’s competitive edge. In the hallway, I told the team to copy the competitor because “the VP gets nervous with new ideas.” Follow me for more tips. #UXLeadership #FakeStrategy #PhonyVisio

Disse que precisava pensar no futuro do design. Passei a semana revisando espaçamento de botão. Me siga para mais dicas. #UXLeadership #EstratégiaFake #FuturoDeMentira #Ironia I said I needed to focus on the future of design. I spent the week reviewing button spacing. Follow me for more tips #UXLeadership #FakeStrategy #PhonyFuture #Irony